Hello blog

Hello im not sure who you are and im not sure that i care, hold on no, i am sure. I don't. You should be asking yourself who's wasting who's time here. But then i realise that i'm talking out loud to a computer. Who was the person who had something unsavoury to say about opinions?? what was that again??. Who gives a shit. Oh and i'm not actually apathetic this is my attempt at being clever and though you maybe clever enough to know that i'm not I now know that you have a sufficiently lame life with enough time to blog and even more you must actually have some sort of lofty opinion of yourself. For the latter i commend you, to many of us have self esteem problems- but blogging?? who really reads this crap?? Oh and my opinions are obviously the only ones that matter as there can only ever be one right answer for any question and i know them all. The start of this blog as i predict will enevitably lead to a cascade of closing down blog sales as the internet realises that he (or she im not a sexymantist) no loner has the role of information and entertainment provider. You all of you and your arrogant and lofty pretentions and opinions are now defunct. So all of you can go fuck yourselves or each other if you prefer. This was not a clever attempt at irony btw i am actually just that good.